Oddities, Notes, and Quotes from the Weekend

"I love playing with Todd. He throws down great rhythm," - me. Oh, come off it people, he's the new percussion player for my band. You are all so dirty minded.
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"She's crazy about me. Whenever she gets about me, she goes f**kin nuts" - a drummer
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"He just hired that other guitarist so he could drink in the middle of a song." - Same drummer. Sure enough, as soon as they started their second song, the band leader turned around and chugged a beer. Of course, the drummer got even later in the set when he tossed a broken drumstick and hit him in the back of the head. How can you drink while playing drums, after all?
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"Don't worry. We can't see your blonde roots showing yet"
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"She's got NO front teeth, dude"

"Yeah, I know. She's perfect."
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"So how long have you been growing your hair?" - Who knows? I get this all the time.

"Ever since I was born." - Yes, I MUST be a smart ass. Yes, ALL the time.
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"Hey man. Are you going to play my song?" - asked of me by this cute, young barfly girl

"Of course," I replied. The song? Tenacious D's very own "F**k Her Gently". You know, that's a love song that always brings a tear to my eye. No, really.
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"Hey, you're 'man' just got fired."

"What do you mean, the guy with the long hair?"

"Yeah. He got fired."

"The ONLY thing he had going for him WAS the long hair. He's too skinny. My big man has spoiled me. Fuck the skin and bones - I need me some MEAT."
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Hopefully I will write something worth reading tomorrow! Doubt it, but who the hell knows?
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