HNT 10 - Halloween's New Teacher

Happy HNT-ing people... well, those of you who don't think I'm some kind of freak who ogles people incessantly, that is. Those of you who do? Well, you can come to my academy, assuming you are female...

This was part of my Halloween costume this weekend past. I wore a suit and tie, carried a ruler, and I had a nice speech to open up my gig, naturally carried off in a bad impression of an uptight Brit. Hey, it sounded good enough for Monty Python, so it was good enough for me. And yes, I had a wayward girl or two with me over the weekend, to help fill out the whole costume's aura, as it were.

Here is a "short" excerpt:

Hello, and thank you all (all 3 of you) for coming out to tonights assembly performance. Please remain seated and be quiet during the performance. Come now, students, be seated.

My name is Jack Offenskeeton Baytor and I am Headmaster of the Bytch School Reformatory and Preparatory Acedemy for Wayward Girls. You will address me as simply Headmaster, Headmaster Baytor, or Master Baytor. You shall NOT address me by my first name or middle name or any combination thereof, thus, Jack Offenskeeton will not get my attention other than a resulting punishment for you.

Also, I hold the positions of 69, Minister of Punishment, and I am the Ladies Team Handball Coach, so I am not a stranger to DISCIPLINE. With that in mind, I have a few RULES to go over so that we may all enjoy a wonderful performance.

First (as I pulled out a cigarette and lit it), there will be absolutely NO SMOKING. (then to my wayward girl-> could you get us an ashtray, luv. Thank you)
Secondly (taking a swig off the beer in hand), there will be NO DRINKING without the pre-approval of the board, and not unless you also purchase me, or the performing artists, a drink as well.
etc etc...

And then I opened up the show with Spinal Tap's song, Bitch School. Hey, the people there thought it was hilarious... (but what do I know? I apparently have no sense of humor or wit, or so I have been recently told.)

I modified the picture just "slightly" while I was playing around with Photoshop and thought, what the hell? I don't have another pic to go around so, here you go, in all its edited glory:

Confused by HNT? Go see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Osbasso.