Happy Early Turkey Day

What am I thankful for today?

Well, let's get the obvious things out of the way : family, friends, sticky rice, curry, guitars, music, muscle cars, women, football, this blog, sex, comedy, grass, trees, smoke, fire, electricity, water, food, air, beaches, sex, women, nerf, velcro, sodom and gomorrha (at least HE said he wouldn't blow up another town again, so that makes me feel a little safer with my piddly sins...), more sex, writing, books, eyesight, hearing, sense of touch, sense of color, sense of style, sense of humor, my wit or lack thereof, targets (not Targets with a capital 'T', mind you), skirts and short dresses, lingerie, climbing gear, water polo, soccer, big dogs, cats, big dogs who eat small dogs, cats who chase small dogs, small dogs who aren't annoying, sand, water balloons, alternative substances, memory recall, CRS, alcohol, sedatives, Mel Brooks, movies, Carlos Mencia, Trey Anastasio, Mozart, sex, blondes, brunettes, redheads, others, Canada, Canadian Bacon - also known as HAM, chocolate trouffles, pancakes, STEAK, women, sex, video editing, meditation, massage, breasts, chicken, turkey, Hawaii, Japan, Italy, the United States, Spain, the sky, clouds, dvd rentals, video games, magazines, popcorn, windshield wiper fluid, thermometers, Edgar Allen Poe, Rush, Phish, monitors, greeting cards that have NOTHING to do with Valentine's Day, CD's, records, diamonds, food, grape juice, Bugs Bunny, Robitussin (you know, the 'Tussin will cure Errythang), NOT Microsoft, cellphones, mouths, notebooks, pencils, shoes, socks, deodorant (particularly on SOME people), convertibles, sex, South Park, JFK, Dallas, Virginia Tech, VCU, college education in general, and did I mention sex WITH women?

So, what did I miss? I'm sure there's SOMETHING out there I missed.

Oh, yeah, thanks to all of youz out there who happen by here to read a bit or two from time to time. I SWEAR part 7 is coming. REALLY!

Okay, so yeah, I'm male. Thankful for that in some ways too.

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