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Redneck Hoo-ha

This blog all started with a simple story. A story about a man in his never-ending quest to save all the kind women of the world. See what it got him? That's right, distracted and writing about, well, anything he can wrap his head around. All content theoretically copyrighted, so send me money.

Monday, September 12, 2005

I have a new pic!!


I really have a new pic. Really.

Okay, so this isn't it...

But I swear I have a new picture for you to poke fun of. I promise.
AND I have a whole story to be told for it that came from this weekend past. It was just supposed to be a simply "Going Away Party" and it ended up fitting this blog title so well...

Ahh, the best laid plans of mice and wops...

But you have to wait till Thursday for me to tell it.

No, I won't reconsider.

Yes, yes, I know I suck. Let's face it, I haven't even finished the story that started this blog in the first place... I know, I know. But, hey, I only have the one new pic, okay? So cut me some slack...

On the plus side of this unfortunate weekend, I think we have a bass player for the band!! He's my roommate, of all things, and he used to play in this band called Sugar Creek. Well, of all the "damn, it's a small world" moments to be had, Kirk used to be in the band with James, my roommate! What in the hell? All we have to do is wait till after James gets married, early next month, and then time should become available for that oft-forgotten but very valuable lil thing known as PRACTICE. And then we'll have a band. So riches, fame, hot chicks in skimpy outfits grinding in our music videos, and world domination is that much closer!

Of course, we have no name yet.

During the course of the weekend, several ideas were tossed up:
1. No Town
2. Asians of Good Lutes - we are at least 1/3 asian at this point
3. Piston Toilets - go ahead, say it out loud.
4. Klockwerk Monkeyz - yes, gotta spell it with a 'z' so we can be "kewl"
5. That Band

Of course, several ideas were thrown out as well:
1. Mother Jugg's Love Rockets
2. Piss Poor and Plentiful
3. Bong Water
4. Circling the Drain
5. Used Paper

So any ideas anyone has for a name, or comments to make - please feel free. If we pick your name and we suddenly get famous (*snickers to self*) you will have had a hand in it and will definitely get a BIG thank you! (At least a 42 point font !! )
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5 Smack Me:

At 12/9/05 17:07, Blogger Bill flipped me...

Yeah, I was gonna ask about that original story. lol

 
At 12/9/05 23:51, Blogger The Funky Bee flipped me...

hmmm, I am going to have to think of the band names and send you my list. I want the big "thank you" when you all make it big! and I'm say pass on 'bong water' for lots of reasons, most importantly, it stinks...do you want to be known as a stinky band? I think not. Can't wait for the new pic wop! It better be good or I'm coming after you!!! and not in a good way ;O)

 
At 12/9/05 23:52, Blogger The Funky Bee flipped me...

I'm saying, not I'm say...I need to go to bed, I can't even type!

 
At 13/9/05 05:46, Anonymous Anonymous flipped me...

hmmm...I like Piss Poor and Plentiful! It's so true :o)

 
At 13/9/05 14:38, Blogger wopanese flipped me...

Princess - Sparkley Monkeys... hmmm maybe SpaNkly Monkeys. And I shall pass no bong before it's time...

Bill - working on it - just got a new hot tale to tell

Steph - hmmm... well, for the first you'd have to stand out front at every show... and the second? hmmm

Bee - Send me a winner and get us famous and I will definitely get you a poster of 50point thank you. Cause I'd be generous like that. As for the new pic, not great, but interesting...

p - now that I know who you are, I might have to write about you here...

 

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