Sevens. A Chinese Form of Torture

for all those Star Trek geeks out there, here's a Seven

Well, gee, thanks Funky, I thought we were like, you know, "blog friends"... thanks a lot. Hmmph! Well, here you go:

Seven Things that be in me fridge right now:

1. beer
2. woodchuck cider... oh, wait a sec. I drank the last one the other night... crap, I need to go buy more
   
3. meat
4. air
5. an unidentifiable lab experiment gone wrong, but likely to be a cancer cure. Having said that, unnamed agents from the American Cancer Society will likely bust down my door any minute to confiscate the goods because we know they don't want an actual cure - why? Cause then they won't get any more money, and there's HUGE money in that non-profit organization...
6. french onion dip
7. extra sharp cheddar cheese
   

Seven Things on my learn how to play list of music:

1. 3am - Matchbox 20. The chicks dig 'em, so who am I to argue?
   
2. Eternal Spring - an original by me
3. Women are Crazy - another original by me. It is the not quite complete partner to my other, popular song, "Men are Assholes"
4. Red Eye Nights - an original by my bandmate( is there a better term?) Kirk
   
5. something by Bob Dylan - by request
   
6. Cookie Jar by Jack Johnson - by request yet again. I'm such a crowd whore
7. All Along the Watchtower - the Jimi Hendrix version
   

Seven Things I've Never Done and Will Most Likely Never Do:

1. Had PMS - okay, so that was easy.
   
2. Buy a Volkswagen - Sorry, I'm not about the fahrfugnougat...
   
3. Own a Kathie Lee Gifford CD/record/lp/single
   
4. Same sex marriage/Sex with another man - "not that there's anything wrong with it"
   
5. Visit Bangladesh
   
6. your mom - yeah, I had to go there... well, unless she's a MILF...
   
7. Eat Haggis
   

Seven Things in my pocket right now:

1. no tea - thanks, Douglas Adams
   
2. wallet the size of Rhode Island - and, NO, I am NOT a George Castanza!!
   
3. keys
   
4. a knife - watch out, I'll cut ya
   
5. a Taurus PT-111
6. my electric bill
7. pocket lint
   

Seven Things I Should be doing now, instead of wasting time on my computer:

1. work
2. pay electric bill that's in my pocket
3. work
4. answer that work phone
5. finish this project for work
6. did I mention that whole work thing?
7. buy that trombone on e-bay for that alternative career I am trying to get rolling...
   

Seven Folk I Hope will, or at least COULD, answer their very own Sevens of their choosing - OR - seven people who will likely bash me for including them in my list of SEVENS...:

1. no one
2. someone I don't know
3. the last person who read my blog
4. Quetin Tarantino
5. Martin Luther King, Jr. (or Malcolm X)
   
6. the first shogun to unite Japan, Tokugawa
7. Shakespeare

So, there you go, Miss Bee... hope you enjoyed "spreading the joy"... *grumble grumble grumble*

Have a great weekend everyone!