Reasons Mondays should be cancelled....

1. They suck
2. Tuesdays are always better, unless Monday is a Holiday
3. They're not Friday
4. That thing called work
5. Did I mention the "suck factor"?
6. Someone actually said, "it looks like you're having a bad case of 'the Mondays'". This is reason enough for a beating, at the very least.
7. They are the first day after the weekend
8. Their existence forces you to not get to party so much on Sundays, which is football day/night
9. Again with the "suck" thing
10. Even after all that hard work at doing nothing but party and enjoy myself, I find myself forced to think to do something so simple as post a blog message worth reading. So even that means work.
11. I work M-F... so...
12. They are the least productive day of the week. Seriously. Followed closely by Fridays - which is forgivable since Friday night is a perfectly acceptable time to stay out late, party, go wild, etc.
13. There is one of them every week - I think that's overkill. We could at least do away with a few of them and no one would miss them.
14. The "suck" knob is automatically turned to 11 on Mondays.

Yes. Long weekend and not enough rest and not enough coffee this morning...

Why? Does it show?
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