Do you see
Around the bend
Will that story
Ever End?
-- BurmaShave

Part 6, coming soon... to a blog near, well, here.











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This weekend I will do my utmost to do as little as possible, having finally finished the project overload I have been suffering through for the past several weeks. I will play my guitar, have something to drink, sit on my deck (in pseudo-Redneck fashion) with an ice cold brew, crank up some tunes that Satan probably inspired (or was involved in via royalties), and generally do nothin... wait a second...

what the hell was that?

Aw crap. (*picks up phone*)

Family dinner at Maggiano's Saturday.

Well, hey, at least the food there is great.... you know, this could be a learning experience for all of them... I don't think they've ever seen me DRUNK? Hmmm....

*calculates expected lifespan if he embarrasses his mother in public... *

*estimate too small to print. ... ahh, yes, the survival instinct kicks in...*

ahh well... the Dragon Lady, as some of my friends like to call her, is actually a great mom... but that whole Japanese face, public thing... definitely "I will kill you" material, so discretion being the better part of valor, and survival being the whole reason behind discretion, well... I'll get drunk later, if it suits me to do so then.

And I promise, really, really, really, really, really promise, to work on Part 6 over the weekend, so all I will have to do come Sunday or Monday, is type it in and send it off into the E-world.

Have an awesome weekend all, drive safe, and watch out for us wopanese - we're dangerous at night.