Any Takers for a NEW Business Idea?

So there I was, wandering about the blogiverse when I came across Princess Steph's latest entry... wherein she regales us with a tale about Sephora and their products. For those not in "the know", Sephora is one of a seemingly endless list of various products that cater to the mystique of feminine hygiene... body washes, body rinses, soaps, skin cleansers, hair removal products, makeup, oh Lord, the list goes on and on...

And then it hit me.

Men have NO equivalent.

Now, I understand that men, for the most part, are too... MANLY to use the ridiculous multitudes of product there is out there... but I wonder... Yes, most men are content to simply rinse off the stink and the majority of scum and dirt and have at it. Some lesser men are willing to forego even that much, sure, but I'll give the benefit of the doubt and say that, besides a spray or slap on of some deodorant, men are good to go right out of their (hopefully minimum) once a day showers.

Of course, in my experience, there are those who obviously don't; BUT, stank-ass men who don't deserve to (and really shouldn't be allowed to) breed are not part of this particular discussion.

So, there must be a small segment of the male population that yearns for something more.. even at the expense of being ridiculed by their friends and fellows if they learn the truth... Here are a few ideas for possible products, JUST FOR MEN (not to infringe on a copyright, of course):
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Gojo Body Wash/Rinse - leaves you with that fine scent of having worked in the garage, wrenching on your muscle car. Sure to entice redneck chicks for miles around. Lemon scent optional.

Simple Green Body Polish - Cleans EVERYTHING and eliminates at least 1-2 layers of skin off the body. Just spray it on and rinse it off. This product will leave you nice and pink and will do it quick and easy, satisfying that on-the-go sense that men always seem to have when it comes time to get cleaned up.

Waffle House Moisturizer- Made from the finest leftover lard from that favorite of late night dining chains, this will give you men that healthy, reflective sheen... and breakfast-ready scent.

Quaker State/Pennzoil Hot Oil Treatment- l can see this would be a highly contested market niche. Still, wouldn't you like you hair to have a beautiful, friction-resistant glow while still having that manly Nascar scent? This would surely push Afrosheen right off the shelves.

Mother's / Meguiar's / Turtle Wax Tighty-whitey Hair Remover - The latest "in" thing with women is satiny smooth skin on their men. Hairy chests (and nether regions) are out. This product will get you back IN like Flynn.

Lava Exfoliant- This product is already on the market under the claimed guise as SOAP.... but it definitely does the trick, and if we call it an exfoliant, we could charge 5 times the price!
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And that's just off the top of my head... so, who's in with me? Feel free to send me your bids for becoming an investor - opportunity only knocks once, so let's go and answer that door while she's a bangin' away!!
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