How to write a jam band song ( in 40 steps or less)

1. Pack bowl
2. smoke it
3. mmm... tasty... wait a sec... where's my paper?
4. pack it again
5. smoke it - you need to be in a 'good place' to do this, after all
6. look around you... does anything stand out?
7. write down a few lines about its color
8. crap... where's my pen?
9. Oh, got it
10. Dammit... used the tip to clean out the resin...
11. Try to clean the tip of your now tacky pen
12. still won't write
13. find another pen
14. might as well have another toke - don't wanna lose that edge while searching for a pen, right?
15. okay, so where was I?
16. That's right, chillin and watching 70's sitcom reruns - What's Happening? Not much D-Wayne.
17. ( sounds of water bubbling through a pipe )
18. HEY HEY HEY!! *cough cough* I found my bong!
19. Duuuuude... hey, what's this paper here for? (no, it won't roll)
20. Oh man... I was SO gonna write a song
21. try writing some more
22. man, why the hell won't this pen write?
23. Oh, that's right, duuude. I used this to clean the bowl.
24. laugh for 10 minutes straight
25. pick up the other pen and start writing
26. chips... dip... soda... eggs... pancake mix (gotta love pancake Sunday mornings!)...
27. okay, now start writing that SONG, not your grocery list
28. But, dude, I have SO got the munchies now...
29. Fine, load another while you figure out what to eat
30. Tear house apart trying to find something to eat besides Oodles of Noodles and mac and cheese
31. Oodles of Noodles it is! (don't have milk to make the mac)
32. These are SO awesome, add water, chuck it in the nuke box and *BAM*. Tasty noodles.
33. So where was I? Oh, yeah yeah... song. Dude I am THERE!
34. Grab the pen and write.
35. Why won't this write? Dammit. Grab that other pen.
36. Okay.. so what rhymes with orange?