We Might Have a TV Show

Yeah, I know... I wouldn't believe me either... but it's true.

We're still hammering out the details and trying to find the proper venue to host it... but we're working on it. You never know, right? Who knows just what this could lead to? At the very least, it will be a hell of an experience...

I know I could have said hella experience and that it would be hella good... what the hell? That elitist linguist in me is sticking out his ugly head now... Why did hella even come to be? Are we just that damned lazy that we can't take the time to type, much less say, a couple more letters?

Geez!

And, from what I understand, "it's the bomb" is way passe'... that changed to "it's bum"... WTF? I think you can combine these into "it's hella bum" to describe something completely awesome... but I could be wrong.

Why do I even bother trying to keep up?

The more these kids speak, the worse it all gets. And GOD FORBID you use the wrong term as an adult. Best to simply stick to proper english, then them evil youngins can't crucify you for it.

Dammit.


Where was I?

Oh, yeah, TV show. When I know, YOU'LL know. Let's just say it combines 2 or 3 of my favorite things, plus it will give me some air time so I can REALLY make an ass out of myself... sometimes that's exactly what is needed to get noticed.

Wish us luck!
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