Quotes and Misquotes

You really sound like you need a Prozac.... and I think you should go get some counseling for that drug problem you're developing - This is funny in and of itself, but the best part of this quote is that the speaker is a semi-recovered heroin addict. Yeah, go 'head pot, call that kettle black.
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Her - there ain't NO way I'm gonna let no woman stick her p***y in my face
Him - *disappointed sigh*
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Loved the set. Hated the boobie song. - which is too bad... the song was practically written for her (or should I say "them").... well, not really... but it sounds better that way.
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By the time I am done with her, she's gonna be nothin but a quivering pile of "oh shit that was good." - and, NO, I wasn't the one saying it. No. Really, I wasn't.
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She's so fine... yep, that there is my future ex-mistress. - Okay, I can neither confirm nor deny the speaker here.
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Bitch. - Hmm... you just had to be there for this one.
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How can I make love to myself when I have no fingers? - Yep.. that pretty much says it all, really.
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