Go Figure. Friday the 13th. Tagged

Wouldn't you know it, it's Friday the 13th... I thought I'd do some actual blog READING for once, and I find I've been tagged. See? It really is the 13th!!

Rules are as follows: Remove the blog at #1 from the following list and bump everyone up one place; add your blog to the #5 spot. (Not sure what exactly that is supposed to do, but here goes...)

• Mamalicious
• Here's Your Sign
• MamaKBear's World
• Not so silent lucidity
• Redneck Hoo Ha

Next: Select 5 new friends to piss off.
According to some people, I don't have any friends. Maybe I can count my toes?

• the one that went to market
• the stay at home one
• beef-eater
• hungry toe
• the crybaby pansy-ass toe
  

What were you doing 10 years ago?

• I was working 4 jobs - pizza delivery, 7-11, a pool hall, and as a contract software developer (who wasn't getting paid on time, dammit)

What were you doing 1 year ago?

• House shopping.

Five snacks you enjoy:

• Macadamia nut - almond - cashew mix
• Hot pork rinds (okay, so I'm PART redneck)
• Dark chocolate in almost any form
• Beautiful women
• Japanese rice crackers

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:

• Flake - Jack Johnson
• Men are Assholes - me
• Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meat Loaf
• American Pie - yep, ALL them damned words - Don McLean
• F**k Her Gently - Tenacious D

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:

• Pay off all my bills
• Help friends and family with their debt
• Concentrate on music, movies, and writing
• Do random acts of kindness - borrowed that one. It sounds nice
• Hand a bunch over to my money wizard friend, so I can continue all of the above

Five bad habits:

• Smoking - hell, I'm coughing right now. And I had actually quit for a FEW YEARS! Nicotine is THE DEVIL
  
• Procrastinating
• Eating all the wrong foods at all the wrong times
• Being overly critical
• Most of my work habits are of questionable value - I work hard and I work late... but I shouldn't HAVE to...
  

Five things you like doing:

• Sex
• Being a crowd ho - playing live music
• Video editing/creation
• More sex. Okay, beyond that, umm... writing songs, be they funny or otherwise
• Winning
  

Five things you would never wear again:

• An entire track suit as an outfit
• Member's Only jacket
• Narrow ties
• a mullet
• tighty whities
  

Five favorite toys:

• My guitars
• Roland VG-88 - I guess this goes along with my guitars, really
  
• My computers
• My multi-calibered collection
• My 72 Cutlass 442

Thanks GOOBERGIRL !!!

And happy Friday the 13th everyone.