Definitions to help you through the weekend...

pre-business - what the smart geek will tell you he is studying instead of engineering.

the one - a mythical beast that exists only in fairy tales and in the minds of schizophrenics.

the other - what one calls his/her significant other when they realize that my definition of "the one" is correct so far...

the one right now - what generally happens in bars late at night, after several rounds

a girl with a great personality - see above

a really nice guy - see above

"let's just be friends" - "you just might be the one, for all I know, but you just seem like (a really nice guy / a girl with a great personality) so it won't like happen... not even if you were the one right now."

f**kbuddy - an alternate version of the other...

cropdusting - the art of farting in a location and walking away, leaving a trail of... scent to catch the unwary. Most often done in grocery or retail stores, the cropduster often stays at one end of the aisle to see what effect his chemical dispersion has on its victims, intended or otherwise.

cock-blocking - Causing interference between a predator and his intended victim, pre coitus. Acting in such a manner as to eliminate any chance of said predator of scoring.

wingman - the one who gets to pick up the OTHER person at the table where the hottie is sitting, or at least prevent the intended target's wingman from properly protecting his/her interests and/or safety. Unfair treatment of a wingman can easily lead to cock-blocking by said wingman, so be kind to your wingman.

mating call - when the blonde says, "I'm SOOOO drunk." Can also cause the spontaneous eruption of cock-blocking occurrences across an entire room.

My apologies to all for the lameness of this post, but it's the best I could come up with on such short notice and with only a few minutes on hand to make some crap up (and borrow things I've heard, of course)... feel free to add to this list. Perhaps I will make a compendium of it and create a new subsection of the Wiktionary with just these types of words and phrases... could be fun.

Have a great weekend all! I got a ton of birthday/reception/pool parties to go to...

after I mow my lawn.

Dammit.