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Redneck Hoo-ha

This blog all started with a simple story. A story about a man in his never-ending quest to save all the kind women of the world. See what it got him? That's right, distracted and writing about, well, anything he can wrap his head around. All content theoretically copyrighted, so send me money.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

I (Have) Never...

  • have an HNT pic ready until the last minute - hence, no pic today - yes, I truly suck
  • thought I would see things the way I see them now.
  • have exact change for tolls - I love Smart Tag
  • had sex with a man, boy, male of the species
  • been on TV, to my recollection... except maybe as one of a very large group, like the Marching Virginians of Virginia Tech
  • met Kevin Bacon
  • met the president
  • believed that the speed of light is the absolute limit... being that it is relative
  • had a child... that I know of
  • been in a jail cell - knock on wood for keeping this one so
  • had the chance to join the Mile High Club
  • not paid someone back that I borrowed money from - if I have, please write me and tell me otherwise cause I really did not intend to... I'm pretty good about it, you know?
  • served in the military
  • liked hospitals
  • eaten emu, snake, or possum
  • thought I was a "hottie" - I can usually go with "cute" and "charming"... that works for me, so who am I to complain?
  • been good at getting my taxes done on time... hope the IRS isn't checking out my blog. Not to worry, you guys owe me money... so back off!
  • enough time to write what I want... some of the time... like now.
Peace for now - maybe more later.
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7 Smack Me:

At 27/4/06 13:25, Anonymous Anonymous flipped me...

I never... understood this game. Do I drink if the statement is true and I really have never done those things? Or if the statement is false and I have? Because either way, I'd be drinking...

 
At 27/4/06 13:29, Anonymous Anonymous flipped me...

I've always thought you were a hottie along with charming!

Do I need to send you a few more pics?

 
At 27/4/06 14:33, Anonymous Anonymous flipped me...

hmm...you owe ME money :o)

 
At 27/4/06 16:09, Blogger Rebecca flipped me...

I love this game :D

I always get to drink.....

 
At 27/4/06 17:00, Blogger wopanese flipped me...

amy - damn.. I completely forgot there was an "I never" game. Weird. But if I remember correctly, if you HAVE done what the speaker says they have never done, including the speaker themselves, the person has to drink.

So, if I said, "I have never played a guitar" then I would have to drink - and so would everyone there who had played a guitar.

shari - beauty being in the eye of the beholder, and then of course this being a drinking game, there may be beer goggles involved... maybe a little bit of both here??

p - I do? Crap. Let's discuss

becca - so... what do I have to say to make you drink? Anything... sounds like you're just a fun girl...

 
At 28/4/06 00:26, Blogger Pollyanna flipped me...

HMMM.. I feel like I have stumbled onto a wierd sorta blog party here. excuse me, I must be at the wrong blog! Dont' mind me, I didn't see a thing.

 
At 28/4/06 14:30, Blogger mrs. awesome flipped me...

i have never...played that as a drinking game. but i have played one to "love boat". does that count?

my word verification makes the words "pimp ho" hehehe

 

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