Recent Quotes, 11.20.06 Edition
little puffs of lavender, indeed- Sure. You go ahead and hang out with your mom and her third cousin. I hope you have a good time with that, keepin' it all in the family. (Now reread the above with the knowledge that the mom is dating the third cousin - eww)
- I don't like orgasms... they make me feel all tingly and weird - no, I did NOT make this one up... how could I?
- You get more ass than a toilet seat - still a favorite
- Yep, her family came into town for the week... so I've been out a lot more
- It was just one piece of chocolate, baby - just one piece (referring to the empty candy bar wrapper)
- He's my pimp-daddy
- When I fart, it all comes out as little puffs of lavender...
- Yeah, lavender scented sh1t
posted by wopanese @ 11:35
2 Smack Me:
Alrighty then. I don't know who you hang with but are some "interesting" quotes.
When did you sneak back and not say hello?? :)
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