Tall Tale Tuesday 6
You know what?
I
had a beer
with an alien.
had a beer
with an alien.
It was WEIRD!
I was sittin' outside on my tractor, teachin' my dog, Luther, how to read when this flyin' saucer BEAMS me up... and inside there were all these funny creatures, with big yeller eyes and oogly skin... and they were talkin' REAL funny, like this:
"Rellim Reeb"
"Rellim Reeb"
Well all of a sudden it hits me! They was sayin' Miller Beer, only they was sayin' it BACKWARDS.
Well, lucky fer me I had a six pack of Miller with me...
and THEY JUST SUCKED IT RIGHT UP
*schluuuurrrrrpppp*
*schluuuurrrrrpppp*
WITH THEIR FINGERS!
.
.
It was WEIRD!
.
.
And they said they was comin' back.
.
It was WEIRD!
.
.
*hummm*
So lock up yer Rellim Reeb!
posted by wopanese @ 13:43
2 Smack Me:
WELL, you obviously saved the planet with your ready supply of beer! Thank you Wopanese, thank you.
Thanks for posting the script. That commercial has been stuck in my head for 25 years.
...with their FINGERS!!!...
Rick.
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